This List of 12 Things Men Do Differently Than Women Is The Worst Thing on the Internet

There’s no picture, no intro, and really, no commentary necessary. The people who read this list, found on tickld, are exactly why a man like Donald Trump can run for President. It’s just awful nonsense. It’s no secret Blog:30 is like, a day away from pulling the ol’ Irish Goodbye. Hell, it could have already happened. If so, this is my swan song. This is what I want to be remembered for. Not the Cavs posts, the GoTs posts, the wildly unpopular podcast…no. I want to be remembered as the guy who did his best to get shitty lists like this off the internet and out of human beings’s brain cells.

Also, typically when we here at blog:30 (RIP?) rip apart these lists, it’s written by a woman explaining trends among males. Not today folks, here we have what I have to assume is a caveman of a male who probably watched a few too many episodes of Seinfeld and thought observational humor was his true calling.  Continue reading “This List of 12 Things Men Do Differently Than Women Is The Worst Thing on the Internet”

The Great Dragon Debate of 2016

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Interesting. Very interesting indeed. Listen, I’m a dragon guy. Always have been, always will be. I’m not saying I own kimonos with dragons on them as I stare at my sword collection and throw ninja stars around my house, but I’m well versed in all media portrayal of dragons. I done seen Smaug get desolated. I was kicking it with Pete’s Dragon before DVDs were invented. Where were you when Liu Kang finished off Shao Kahn in Mortal Kombat: Annihilation? I was watching with bated fire breath in my basement.

And yes, I obviously fucks with Game of Thrones. You don’t become the #1 blog of choice in Finland and not cover Game of Thrones.* Let’s just say if I had to grade myself on a dragon…scale…I would put myself at about 7/10, mostly because I’m my own biggest critic, but I do believe I can accurately tell you whether this dragon is real or not.

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Happy Oktoberfest from the Schwarzeneggers!

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Nothing like a little lederhosen and Austrian muscle to greet you on this hump day. Arnold is in Oktoberfest celebrating his birthday with son, Joseph. Just a classic picture that I’m sure will be framed and put on the mantel in the Schwarzenegger’s home ASAP. When they host high brow, A+ celebrity/political parties, I can hear Arnold now saying “Look at how happy I made my beautiful son on his birthday, I’m the #1 Dad in the world! It’s Turbo Time!” Continue reading “Happy Oktoberfest from the Schwarzeneggers!”