Via Daily Mail: A mother and son whose forbidden love affair could land them each a lengthy jail sentence have declared they are ‘madly in love’ and nothing will tear them apart. Monica Mares, 36, and her son Caleb Peterson, 19, face up to 18 months in prison if found guilty of incest at a trial later this year in New Mexico. But the mother and son couple have vowed to fight for their right to have a sexual relationship and are appealing to the public to donate to their legal fund. In an exclusive individual interviews with Daily Mail Online, they told how they are willing to risk everything to be together – and have decided to go public with their affair in a bid to raise awareness of Genetic Sexual Attraction (GSA) relationships.
(I suggest you play this song while you read this, you’ll know why at the end)
Not too much going on with this story, just the classic trope of the young mother giving her baby up for adoption then meeting up with him 19 years later and falling madly, incestuously in love in order to raise awareness for a made up psychological disorder. Seen it a thousand times. It’s a tale as old as time, a song as old as rhyme. *Wipes a solitary tear from cheek only to realize it’s a tattoo* .
Romeo and Juliet’s only mistake here was trying to get away with this in a state like New Mexico. New Mexico in my mind is squarely in the category of “Trump’s America”, and mother on son action don’t fly in that America compadre. There’s three things that come to my mind when I think about New Mexico: blue meth, that spot where four states meet at one point, and Sheriff Joe Arpaio (the guy who makes everyone in his jail wear pink). Now two of those things I think about because of Breaking Bad and the third one isn’t even true (Sheriff Joe is in Arizona, but you didn’t know that anyway), so take my views on New Mexico with a grain of salt. But it seems pretty clear to me that if you are going to have a consensual sexual relationship with your child, and you don’t want the government all up in your grits about it, you should probably do it somewhere like Utah or Seattle, not in the heart of cowboy country.
You know what though? Shouts to Monica Mares for outkicking her coverage by a mile here. When you’re a 36 year old mother of
4, 5, 6, who the fuck knows how many children, you live in a trailer in New Mexico, and you have all kinds of boss ass face tattoos, your dating pool gets kind of small. So when a young stallion who can flawlessly pull off a fedora the way Caleb Peterson does decides you’re the girl for him you don’t just kick him to the curb because you’re his biological mother. That would be straight up reckless. No, no, no the logical move here is to have him move into your trailer with you, have all kinds of gross, incesty, New Mexico sex, and let your other small children start calling him dad. I mean when Caleb is saying things like this:
“In two years time I can see us living together happily living our lives,” he said. “True love can do anything. This whole case is about whether I have the right to love somebody and I sure as hell have the right to love Monica. You can’t tell me who to love, who not to love.”
You really have no choice but to throw up the double birds, Stone Cold Steve Austin style, to the laws of
God, humanity, society, nature, New Mexico and stand your ground in the name of love.