Chris Christie Endorses Donald Trump

Via NY Times: Gov. Chris Christie of New Jersey endorsed Donald J. Trump on Friday, a major turn in a wild race and one that gives the New York businessman a significant boost as he heads into the pivotal “Super Tuesday” contests. At Friday’s news conference announcing the endorsement, which was peppered with demeaning insults of Mr. Rubio by the two men, Mr. Christie repeatedly attacked Mr. Rubio, calling his behavior at the debate “desperate” and reflective of a “losing campaign.” Mr. Trump welcomed the endorsement with warm praise for the New Jersey governor. “He’s been my friend for many years, he’s been a spectacular governor,” said Mr. Trump, standing with Mr. Christie at the news conference, which preceded a Trump rally in Fort Worth that drew at least 8,000 people. Mr. Trump then turned on Mr. Rubio, saying that at their debate Thursday, he saw Mr. Rubio backstage with “a pile of makeup,” he said. “I said Marco, easy with the makeup, you don’t need that much.”

Good god that’s Chris Christie’s music! Would you look at this gruesome twosome! The bad boys of the Republican Party are here and their names are Donald and Chris! Even today I still didn’t think Trump was actually going to find a way to win this nomination. But now, it will be a shock if he doesn’t win. Not only does he have his brash and unapologetic demeanor to win over the ocean of simpletons in this country. Now he also has a legitimate political figure in his corner to help him start to sway the people who actually know what’s going on. Who is even left to oppose him? Marco Rubio left last night’s debate in a body bag, courtesy of the Donald.

What about Ted Cruz you say? Well earlier today it came out that 38% of people in Florida think he might be the Zodiac Killer. So that’s not a great look.

Poll: Nearly 40 Percent of Florida Voters Think Ted Cruz Might Be the Zodiac Killer

You know what’s crazy? I think I’m on board. I think he got me. I’ve been joking around this whole time but ya know, maybe we really do need to flip the proverbial Monopoly board and start this game over. Chris Christie isn’t the only endorsement you’re getting today Donnie. You just got the Mr. Jersey stamp of approval my friend. Who care’s if you don’t really know what the hell you’re talking about. That can be Christie and some other nerds job to figure out. We’re about kicking ass and taking names on this steam engine. All aboard the #TrumpTrain! CHOOO CHOOOOO!

choo

-Mr. Jersey

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