Matty Damon was Bourne for This

Goosebumps. Been meaning to get to this all week but I think I enjoyed that 30 second tease more than all four quarters of the Super Bowl last Sunday. Matt Damon can’t stop, won’t stop. He’s been at the top of his game for nearly two decades now, whether he’s portraying Will Hunting, Mike McDermott, Tom Ripley, Colin Sullivan, Mark Watney…doesn’t matter. The list goes on and on. Blockbuster after Blockbuster. Give me Matt Damon for breakfast, lunch, AND dinner. He even portrayed himself in what was arguably the best Entourage cameo of all time:

Fuckin’ hysterical. So many layers to this onion and so many roles. But Matty was born to play Bourne. Shit, as far as I’m concerned, he might as well go ahead and change his legal name to Jason Bourne, because that’s who he is god dammit. And I am PUMPED to see him get back to his best self–his true self. With global warming in full force, this summer is undoubtedly going to be a real scorcher, but nobody’s bringing the heat like Jason Bourne. Nobody.
-Stat Tuna
Editor’s Note: Denada.

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