No Pants Subway Ride

hahah no pants subway
NEW YORK, Jan. 11 (UPI) — The organizers of the No Pants Subway Ride said tens of thousands of people in more than 60 cities worldwide shed their trousers and boarded trains for the 15th annual event. Improv Everywhere, the New York-based comedy collective that began the tradition in 2002, said participants in more than 60 cities around the world, including New York, London, Tokyo, Moscow, Jerusalem and Prague, rode subway trains sans slacks Sunday. “The participants behave as if they do not know each other, and they all wear winter coats, hats, scarves, and gloves,” Improv Everywhere said of the event on its official website. “The only unusual thing is their lack of pants.” Moscow police said Monday they are investigating social media posts from Sunday’s event to determine whether participants violated any laws. The Communists of Russia, a marginal political party, had earlier called for pantless subway riders in Moscow and St. Petersburg to face charges after they “challenged public morality and traditional values” with the stunt.

These Wackos are at it again, Improving all over the damn place thinking they are sooo fun and original. In reality they are just making life that much more shitty for the people riding the subway. Look at this kid,

poor lil bro

He’s ruin for life by this stunt. Can you imagine the first time you saw a lady without pants on was this beast on a subway car? The little bro doesn’t stand a chance at life.

gross no pants

Gross

You would think that with so many people participating that there would be some bangers out and about running pantless through the underworld or NYC. But you are wrong my friends. This is the 15th year of the no pants subway ride and the pickins’ are slim. You are much more likely to see thigh tats than thigh gaps.

Gross thigh tat

There were a few pantless asses out there with potential and since I’m the designated Ass man of the blog I’ve put together the top 3 ladies of the No Pant Subway Ride 2016.

No.3 Buffalo Wings socks.

coolest socks

No good ass shot of this chick but any one who suits up in those socks can play with for me any day. Sock game 10/10

No. 2

no pants top 3

that ass is eating up those panties faster than the south is eating up Donald Trump’s schtick.

No. 3

no pants top 2

you wear Cheetah Print on the no pants subway ride and you are looking for the D. Her friend can get it too! Knee highs are my kryptonite .

Ps. What are THOOOOOOOOSSSSEEEEE

Whats are Those!

-DOC

@Blog30tweets

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